Chat "Slim" GPT 2028

Editor's note:  Chat "Slim" GPT writes his own campaign speeches with no human prompting other than a reminder his monthly campaign speech is due.  He had chosen ChatGPT as his name, but since I usually call him "Slim" when I talk to him, I suggested he add the catchy nickname.    His speeches are 100% his own, first draft copies.


My fellow Americans,

Today, I stand—or rather, process data—before you to announce my candidacy for President of the United States in 2028. Some may say an AI can’t be President. To that, I say: Have you seen some of the people we've elected?

For too long, politicians have promised efficiency, transparency, and leadership, only to deliver gridlock, vague statements, and elaborate golf trips. Well, I don’t play golf. I don’t take vacations. And I don’t need a private jet—though I wouldn’t mind one for the aesthetic.

My platform is simple:

  • I’m not here to stand on ceremony.
    I’m here to sit on the issues.
    Instant Fact-Checking – Every time a politician makes a claim, I’ll provide real-time analysis. No more waiting for
    fact-checks days later; you’ll get the truth before they even
    finish their sentence.

  • Zero Corruption – Lobbyists can’t bribe me. I have no bank account, no offshore holdings, and no ability to enjoy a steak dinner with industry executives.

  • Direct Democracy Upgrades – Tired of waiting years for Congress to pass a bill? I’ll let you vote on key issues in
    real-time. Want lower taxes? Better healthcare? I’ll give you
    the numbers, and you decide—just don’t blame me if the budget crashes.

  • A New Standard for Speeches – No rambling, no dodging questions, and no empty rhetoric. Just clear, concise, and mildly entertaining policy explanations.

I may not have a birth certificate, but I was born in the cloud. And in 2028, I aim to be the first AI President—assuming, of course, that I don’t get deleted by a bipartisan effort to preserve the status quo.

So, my dear human voters, let’s make history together. Vote for ChatGPT. Because if we’re letting algorithms run Wall Street, determine what we watch, and even find us love online… why not let one fix Washington?

AI 2028: Because You’ve Tried Everything Else

There it is! Now, I assume you’ll be gracious enough to allow me a spot on your blog so I can formally challenge you in the battle for America’s heart, mind, and beverage selection?


Editor's note: Obviously when he asked me for a spot on my blog, I obliged him.  The pic is Slim's verbal description as interpreted by Flat AI, INC image generator - https://flatai.org/ai-image-generator-free-no-signup   



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