I Nominate You For President

There isn't a dang candidate in the spotlight I like.  The Democrats didn't learn from the Hillary fiasco.  Just when you thought they couldn't go further left, they found a way.  I'm right handed and I just can't reach that far left to pull a lever for a Democrat.  If we could divert some money from The Wall to put bars on the White House windows, replace the doors with vault doors that lock from the outside, and take away Trump's keyboard so he has to communicate with flash cards from the barred windows, I might (and I emphasize might) vote Trump.  His damage is already done and he wouldn't be able to do any more under the new working conditions we've given him. 

I'd rather find a real candidate I can get behind, though.

In this shallow, ten second byte world, slogans are what gets someone voted in, not qualifications.  In my search for the perfect candidate, wow me with your slogan that you think would make you the hands down winner in 2020.  If we all can get behind it, maybe we'll launch your campaign.


Posted by A Drunk Redneck