The thieves returned Jason Lee
Two or three months ago, someone stole Jason Lee's job. I'm not going to name names because it is
unknown if an H2A worker from Mexico was hired to change the automated tape or
Mr. Automated Programming seized control of Jason's time slot as the super
computer secretly directed the development of droids in Chinese factories to
help it takeover the world. The droids
haven't shown up on our Walmart shelves yet, so it's probably safe to say Adams Radio Group may have had a role in the theft of
Jason Lee's job, if only by hiring the Mexican worker to change tapes, but
there's not enough evidence to convict...as of now.
I'm not sure how Jason Lee got his job back nor why. It might be a ploy by Mr. Automated Programming to lull us into complacency before the droids that will take over the world show up on Walmart's shelves. Maybe the Mexican worker hired to change the tapes couldn't understand the written English instructions and was screwing up. Maybe Adams Radio Group heeded fans' outcry and brought Jason Lee back. All I know is you can catch Jason Lee weeknights on the Psyche Ward, 7 pm until midnight on 93.5 The Beach.
Related links:
Who stole Jason Lee's job?
Foreigners seized our radio station
Posted by Five Drunk Rednecks
But oh happy days again, Jason Lee is back! He's been back for two full weeks and, some
how, I missed his return. I always
liked him. He has a smooth voice at the
perfect baritone pitch that if he talked gibberish, you'd raise your beer and
exclaim, "Yeah man! Now there's
one cool dude." That's funny
because if you look at his FaceBook picture, you'd expect a Sam
Kinison voice.
I'm not sure how Jason Lee got his job back nor why. It might be a ploy by Mr. Automated Programming to lull us into complacency before the droids that will take over the world show up on Walmart's shelves. Maybe the Mexican worker hired to change the tapes couldn't understand the written English instructions and was screwing up. Maybe Adams Radio Group heeded fans' outcry and brought Jason Lee back. All I know is you can catch Jason Lee weeknights on the Psyche Ward, 7 pm until midnight on 93.5 The Beach.
Related links:
Who stole Jason Lee's job?
Foreigners seized our radio station
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Posted by Five Drunk Rednecks
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