Dodgeball gave us Election 2016
Election 2016 and the resulting aftermath happened because
there is no dodgeball in our schools. A
few decades ago our educators decided the little kiddies might get hurt and
banned the staple of childhood games.
They didn't stop there.
They went on to banning recognition of individual
achievements because our educators figured some of our kiddies' egos might get
bruised if we recognized the achievements of others instead of each and every
students' efforts. Now every
participant receives an award because participation is just as important as
winning. We've had an entire generation
and a half raised believing no matter what they do - and don't do - they are
still winners and will get a trophy.
And helicopter Moms are always hovering nearby to make sure
everyone treats their kiddies like they are winners.
Those kiddies are now young adults and young adults pushing
middle age. But before we start talking
about how life is smacking them around and how they respond by crying in the
streets in hopes their tantrum will bring Mom swooping in to save the day,
let's back up to how our leadership led us where we are today.
Bush, Sr sat as the last President from the old school. The old school comprised the adults in the
'40 and '50s who scratched their heads over where the infestation of hippies, drugs,
and free love came from in the '60's to early '70's. They're also
the parents of those hippies.
After Bush, Sr, we got the "But I didn't inhale"
Clinton for eight years. He taught us
free love in the White House was the ultimate hippie orgasm. Clinton was followed by the coke addict,
Bush, Jr, for another eight years. He
taught us literacy didn't matter and torture was fun. Bush, Jr was followed by Obama for eight years. Obama wasn't a hippie, but was a
Yuppie. He was the product of the coke
snorting, pot smoking new wave era.
Back then, one could smoke in the night clubs and there was more than
tobacco haze clouding the dance floor in a new wave fog. Obama tried to teach us the American way
wasn't as good as the European way and set us on a path of heavy taxation to
fund elaborate social programs so we could be more like the Europeans.
Unconfirmed rumors has it that Hillary met Bill while burning her bra at a protest like this one |
The scary part is what the Hippies and Yuppies have wrecked
upon our government and their peers have wrecked upon the business world and
education system. Also joining forces
with the Hippies and Yuppies in the business world and education system are the
first wave of everything-is-about-me Slackers, the Gen Xers. The oldest have reached the age where they
are trickling into the halls of Congress.
As the first wave of Baby Boomers - the Hippies - fade away
to the nursing homes, the second phase of Baby Boomers - the Yuppies - and the
Slackers will be in full control with the Millenials pushing in from
behind. Now I ask you, what more than
Clinton or Trump could we have expected the '60s young adults to become
today?
Now the real scary question. What can we expect the me-'70s, who cares-'80s, the world is a
virtual game-'90s, and the turn that dang camera on me baby-'00s, young adults
to become when they hit the over forty age where they become the movers and
shakers?
If the young adults of the '60s and what they've become
today are any indication, we're in for an
every-man-woman-transgender-cisgendered-emo-ze-[your chosen pronoun here] for
him-her-trans-cis-emo-ze-[your chosen pronoun here]-self future.
And now you see the icing on the cake of the level of
frustration building in the average working person, the blue collar American
sliding closer to poverty as they are ridiculed for not even referring to
someone by their proper pronoun.
No, the frustration isn't the flash in the pan controversy
over transgenders and which pronouns we should use in their presence. In the good old days, as us old drunk
rednecks like to say, we would have to look up what transgendered meant to
understand what I just typed. And then
we would just brush off the "controversy" as something Hollywood or
National Enquirer made up because...word of warning here - hurtful truth
coming...who really cares what gender you are except the perverts who want to
make a big deal of it?
We care now because of how we use technology, and how we use
technology makes us care. Redundant? Yes, and purposefully so. We're stuck in a loop that dooms us to
repeated failures until, as computer programmers will tell you, you fix the
programming to either avoid the loop or provide an escape route when stuck in
it.
Fortunately, we may have an escape route called iGen. The oldest in this generation are twenty now
and were raised in a completed interconnected, interactive world. They are experiencing everything good and
bad with the virtual world and will redesign it so that it stays contained in
the technology without any spillover into the real world as is happening
today. That, however, is an article for
another day. This Yuppie wants to get
back to how the Hippies took away dodgeball and gave us the crappy Election
2016.
While many Hippies took to the streets burning bras and
draft cards, the majority of the young people of the late '60s to early '70s
went to school, served in the military, fought Vietnam, worked hard at the
factory, and raised their families.
They silently watched as their more radical peers eliminated competition
in our schools because they felt kids needed to learn everybody is a winner,
replaced corporal punishment with time outs, drugged the kids with Ritalin when
the time outs didn't work, and cleaned up our speech so we wouldn't
inadvertently offend someone.
The Yuppies learned quickly that while their older brethren
were busy preaching peace and love, all the blue collar manufacturing jobs had
moved overseas. The new information and
technology economy offered plenty of jobs, but mostly jobs at or near minimum
wage with little growth opportunity. No
longer did one work at a job for thirty or forty years, growing with the
company. Jobs lasted three to five
years before a need for a pay raise forced the employee to look for an
equivalent job elsewhere. The late '70s
onwards saw no real wage growth for the average worker. Yuppies learned
that to be at least as successful as their parents, the spouse would have to
work full time, too. Silently they
worked, husband and wife, to keep themselves at an economic level comparable to
their parents' successes.
The Slackers accepted that the Hippies and Yuppies screwed
up by exporting the good jobs overseas and the new economy demanded ways to cut
spending in order to increase the weekly take home pay. Cries blaming excessive spending on social
programs to help the poor and less fortunate grew louder. In response, massive welfare reform took
effect in the '90s.
Blaming the poor and less fortunate for freeloading instead
of working still resound today. Oddly,
no one has demanded reform in our tax, labor, and regulatory laws to bring back the
jobs lost to overseas workers over the previous fifty years. It was simply easier to blame the poor and
less fortunate. Silently the frustrated
worked - husband and wife - struggling to give their kids what their parents
were able to give them as their more radical peers took to the street against
Wall Street.
The Millenials are now firmly entrenched in our workforce as
young to middle aged adults. They're
quick to blame the Baby Boomers (Hippies and Yuppies) for everything, don't
even know the Slackers exist, and claim to have all the answers to improve our
take home pay...you know, that pay that hasn't changed in the last forty
years. Their solution is cut the social
programs and eliminate, don't raise, the minimum wage. Thanks to technology called the Internet,
they no longer work silently thinking their government will work out
solutions. With eighteen minutes of
Googling, they are economic, business, and social experts and are raring to
turn this country upside down to make things right again.
And the stage is set for Election 2016.
For the moment, I'm not going to talk about those
industrious couples working three or four jobs between the two of them so they
can provide their children a brighter future.
No one has paid attention to them before so ignoring them for a minute
more ain't going to hurt their feelings.
Let's talk about the candidates. One is a lying crook; the other is a crooked liar. Ok, that's the list of the two candidate's
differences. There's not enough
Internet pages to list how similar the two are.
We were in trouble before we even went to the polls. This is where we need to listen to those
couples working three or four jobs and not seeing any real growth in their
income over the last forty years. They
are the ones living the American Dream by working hard, but not seeing the
promised rewards for working hard.
Instead, they see themselves treading water or even going under as they
struggle to catch another gulp of air.
Surprisingly, by almost three million more votes, they went
for higher taxes and elaborate social programs by voting for Clinton. It's not that they liked her vision and the
direction she wanted to continue taking this country. It was that the alternative was a con man - a showman with
appalling character flaws, that won Clinton those extra three million
votes. In four years, Clinton couldn't
head us much further in the wrong direction than Obama already had. Clinton was a calculated risk as the hard
working Americans hoped for a real statesman or stateswoman to burst on the
scene in 2020.
Unconfirmed reports claim Trump planned to attend a draft card burning protest, however his doctor detained him on the golf course as he wrote an excuse for Trump's fifth draft deferment |
It's safe to say 2016 saw no winners. We're looking at the last of the dregs of
the Hippie generation wrecking their havoc.
We still have about another fifteen years to get through the Yuppie
generation, the last half of the Baby Boomers.
Then we have to get through the Slackers and, horrors of horrors, the
Millenials. iGen will start taking over
from about 2040 onwards. I hope those
kids are listening and paying attention today.
Generational rivalry aside, what are the average, hard
working Americans across the generations looking for?
Real statesmen/stateswomen with a vision past what has
already been done. New technologies and
vast interconnectedness of the entire globe translates into a need for a global thinker, one who doesn't take away from the
former economic powers, but integrates all countries into one super economy for
the benefit and advancement of everyone.
As the kid points to the sky and asks, "What does that
mean?" - what does that last paragraph I wrote mean?
Heck if I know. But
let's see if I can try to explain.
At the end of WWII, we emerged as the world's super power
because we were the only industrialized country with an intact infrastructure
left. Every
politician in the White House and Congress since WWII hadn't had the foresight
to base public policy on the assumption that the rest of the world,
economically, would eventually catch up and surpass us. It only took the rest of the world about
twenty years before we began seeing our jobs going overseas.
The vision of our current administration and most in
Congress is to take us back to the 1950's when America reigned supreme, life
was good, and kids dressed in suits and ties to go to the Saturday matinee like
they did in the Beaver days.
For the average, hard working American, they don't see a return to the days of Beaver as a solution. They see an American
economy where twenty percent control ninety percent of the wealth.
Getting ahead isn't about working hard.
It's about who you know and, in a lot of cases, how well you do them. It has to be. It's the only way eighty percent of hardworking Americans can
scramble for the ten percent of the wealth that's left for us to fight over.
Hitting them harder is the realization that they haven't
been building a career. They've been
working a job that is poised to be taken over by machines within the next
twenty years.
The current administration might be trying to bring back manufacturing jobs,
but the average, hard working American can't understand why giving job
opportunities to machines is more important than providing career opportunities
to the hard working employees whose jobs the machines will soon replace.
In other words, they want hard hitting dodgeball players in
the White House and in Congress. They
want players who can take a beating and hit back hard while being good
sportsmen and sportswomen about it all.
What they don't want is participation trophy winners. They don't want them any where near a
government position. They don't want
them crowding the public stage trying to catch their moment in the
spotlight. They certainly don't want them on Twitter and in our streets
bawling like Baby Huey because they didn't get their way.
It's time to export all of our participation trophies to Russia and bring dodge ball back to our schools to teach our leaders of tomorrow the importance of competition, the value of sportsmanship, and the meaning of winning and losing. After about thirty more years or so, maybe then we'll have raised real statesmen and stateswomen prepared to lead this country.
For the TL;DR folks:
What we see our young adults (high school through college age) doing today will be the state of our country forty years from now. We only have to look at the state of the late sixties to early seventies to understand why we ended up with Clinton and Trump in 2016.
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