One my preferred pronoun.
Drunk my preferred first name.
Redneck my preferred last name.
"Hey you!" works too.
Sorry, no book to sell nor podcast to download.
Oh yeah. I'm a patriot, husband, father, grandfather, uncle, great uncle, nephew, cousin, cousin 1st thru nth removed. Probably great-grandfather or close to it.
I don't hug people so why should I hug trees?
Poopy Pants, the Child Molester
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Editor's note:Adam Wolf, a comedian in Texas, had been persistent in bringing this story to light...and he was making no jokes about it. After a few comments of his, I decided to dig into his claims to see if what he was saying were true. Adam was much too kind in his remarks. Poopy Pants, the child molester is a real monster.
Ok, admit it.You
have a list of entertainers and public figures that you refuse to let in your
home.No, I don't mean personally.I mean nothing they have ever endorsed or
produced comes in your home and if they happen to sneak in through the radio or
TV, you immediately change channels.For you, something they said or did was so far over the line that you
don't want to financially reward them nor want your friends and family to think
you have no problem with their public antics.
I've been around for a few decades and I have a two such
public figures on my list.
In spot number two sits Linda Ronstadt.In 1983, the Naval Academy graduating class
invited her to perform at the graduation ceremonies.She turned them down in her usual outspoken manner by stating
that she would not play for a bunch of baby killers.As a veteran, I figure if our military men and women aren't good
enough for her to give a performance, then my money isn't good enough to
support her "artistic endeavors."To this day, I have no idea how successful she was as a singer and what
she is doing now nor do I care.The
once in a blue moon I hear her on the oldies station, I simply switch
stations.Sometimes it's months before
I listen to that station again.
Oh, it's so lovely here...until those mean
old Americans showed up, huh?
In spot number one sits Jane Fonda.Over the last forty-seven years she's had
the opportunity to give a heartfelt apology to the men and women of our
military, both then and now.The only
thing she appears to genuinely regret is that damning photo that continues to
float around, ensuring no one forgets her traitorous behavior in Hanoi. Other than that regret, she makes no apologies for her actions in 1968.She simply wishes that photo would go away so people can forget.
Enough said.It
pains me to type these two names even to tell a story.
Thirty-two years have passed since I last added a name to my
banned list.I have to add a third name
- Poopy Pants, the Child Molester.You
may know him as Ted Nugent.
During the Vietnam War era, probably around the time Jane
Fonda posed on the enemy's anti-aircraft battery, Nugent played the game many
young men at the time played - dodge draft.
Back in 1977, Nugent boasted in an interview with High
Times magazine (a magazine devoted to the legalization of marijuana) that
to get out of the draft, he pooped his pants for days.The night before his physical, he took some
crystal meth and showed up caked in poop and urine.To quote him, "I got this big, juicy
4f."
Thirty years later, he denied his story.He claimed he was giving the reporters at
High Times the story they wanted.In reality, so Nugent claims, he went to Oakland Community College and
got a student deferment.Problem is,
the records don't back his claim up.
The High Times interview is not the only time he
related the story of poor hygiene and drug use to get out of the draft.A month earlier, he told reporters
of Creem magazine a similar story.Thirteen years later, he told reporters
of the Detroit Free Press
another similar version of the 1977 versions.
Thankfully, the military keeps very good records.Surely they could shed some light on
Nugent's deferment status.They do.
Feb
1967 - 1S deferment [Student deferred by statute (High School)]The deferment was rescinded when he
turned 19 in December of the same year.His extended stay in high school explains a lot, but that would be
another article.
Feb
1968 - 2S deferment [Registrant deferred because of activity in
study]Nugent must've graduated
high school in Dec 1967 at 19-years-old and then enrolled in the community
college.This deferment was
rescinded a year later (Feb 1969) probably because he was no longer in
college.
Oct
1969 - 1Y deferment [Registrant available for military service, but
qualified for military only in the event of war or national
emergency]This deferment was
reserved for those who exhibited medical conditions that were limiting,
but not disabling.This deferment
classification was discontinued in Dec 1971.
Dec
1972 - a year after the government scrapped the 1Y deferment, Nugent was
re-classified as 4F [Registrant not qualified for any military
service]This deferment is better
known as "unfit to serve" and can be given to those who fall
short on physical, mental, or moral standards.
Unfortunately, the records are unclear of what transpired
between Dec 1971 and Dec 1972.Oddly,
while Nugent was classified 4F in Dec 1972, that same month saw the last
draftees inducted into the military.What can't be denied, though, is Nugent received a 1Y deferment when his
student deferments ended, which means there was something wrong with him (by
military standards) either physically or mentally.
"Well, heck," you might be thinking, "If you
add people to your banned list because they dodged the draft, your list should
fill a book."
Fortunately I'm more complex than to think in terms of if A,
then B.Draft dodgers abound.Heck, I voted for one...not once, but
twice.And then there's Joe Biden.He claims his 1Y classification resulted
from his asthma as a teenager.And then
there's pot smoking Clinton.But he
didn't inhale.
Point is, deferments abounded ranging from education to
family hardships to physical ailments to mental issues.Not everyone who received a deferment was a
draft dodger.The draft dodger is the
one who sought to get a deferment solely to avoid being drafted.Nugent appears to fit this bill.
Considering it took Nugent until he was 19-years-old to
graduate high school, it's easy to dismiss his youthful indiscretions.He grew up in the middle of a cultural
revolution and, as we Drunk Rednecks are fond of saying, "It was what it
was."
But....
Yup, always the but and the but in this instance should be BUT.
Having successfully dodged the draft, he went on to become a
big rock star...and a child molester.By his own admission in a
1998 VH1 interview, he is addicted to young girls.
So I hunt kittens instead of cougars...
What's the big deal?
When he was 30-years-old, Nugent wanted a 17-year-old
Hawaiian girl, Pele Massa.Somehow, he
conned her mother into giving him guardianship over Pele.We can only guess why he wanted
guardianship, but Nugent implies that he wanted their relationship to appear to
be legal.Besides, as he stated to VH1,
Pele would be better off with him than some drug addicted, high school dropout.
A star struck seventeen fan too close to eighteen for you to
throw a charge of child molester at Nugent?
How about twelve?Courtney Love levied the claim
on the Howard Stern show in 2012
that she didn't even have breasts yet when she performed oral sex on
Nugent.She stated, after some prying,
she was only twelve and a half.
Nugent claimed in his interview that he needed a crow bar to
pry all the young girls off of him.I
reckon he didn't have a crow bar handy when Courtney showed up and forced
herself on him.(Yes, please note the
sarcasm there.)If her story is true,
that means Nugent was 32-years-old and Pele nineteen.Reckon Pele was too old for Nugent so he opted for more jailbait.
Nugent denies Love's allegation by stating he "doesn't
recall the incident."What is
worth noting is that whether or not Love's allegations are true, Nugent didn't
respond in a manner most normal men would.While plenty of girls sixteen or seventeen could easily pass for
twenty-something, there is no mistaking a twelve-year-old, who hasn't even
begun to sexually develop, as being any age other than a child.Instead of being incensed at the allegation
that maybe he had sex with a child, he simply stated that he "didn't recall"
it.
Ironically, that same year Courtney allegedly pleasured
Nugent, Nugent wrote what could possibly be called an autobiographical account
of the incidence.His song, Jailbait,
talks about having sex with a 13-year-old.
Well I don't care if you're just
thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably
clean There's one lil' thing I got do
to you
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
He ends the song in true pedophile fashion.There's nothing wrong with a 32-year-old man
going after a 13-year-old girl so the handcuffs should be on the child so she
can be "shared"... that is raped.
Honey you you you look so nice
She's young she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She's so fine she's mine
All the time, all mine mine
Its all right baby
Its quite all right I asked your
mama
Wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I'll share
her with you
I'm from the old school where we were taught right from
wrong and what our civic duties and social responsibilities are.I also learned through the decades that you
can't be any better than those with whom you associate.When I add up everything about Ted Nugent,
he is not someone I would want to know - much less be around - in real
life.
You know, I never thought someone would come along and
dethrone Jane Fonda from the top of my banned list.But then I never imagined someone like Poopy Pants, the Child
Molester would come along.
I regret contributing ninety-nine cents to purchase the one
song he did that I liked, but you can rest assured that song will never be
played in my house again.I'll never
buy Guitar Hero nor a Rock's Greatest Hits compilation if a Nugent song is
included.If my classic rock station
plays a Nugent song, I'll never listen to the station again.
I simply don't believe in supporting child molesters in any
shape or form.
TL;DR folks:
Ted Nugent may run around the country talking guns,
patriotism, and family values, but all evidence points to him being a draft
dodging child molester.That makes him,
at best, a hypocrite and, at worst, a monster.Some people simply don't deserve wealth and fame.Child molesters deserve nothing.Ted Nugent, aka Poopy Pants, the Child
Molester deserves even less than nothing.
For your listening pleasure - the 1998 VH1 interview with Ted Nugent:
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