Friday, April 6, 2018

Mr. So-Called President: Amazon Ain't to Blame

Dear Trump:

Amazon ain't to blame for the woes of the US Post Office. USPS' woes began long before Amazon was even a blip on the Internet screen. Postal officials, Congress, and every president for the last couple of decades are to blame for USPS' failures. If Amazon truly is ripping the Post Office off as your fake news statement claims, fire the postal them all!

Your forte is to govern by executive order. Did your pen run out of ink? Send that foreigner you call your wife down to Wal-Mart to get you a pack of those made-in-China pens and start governing. Get that pen writing and Twitter hopping with firings. Make USPS profitable again!

Thank you,

A sober Drunk Redneck


You have until the end of the month to turn the Post Office around because THAT'S YOUR JOB. Fail and YOU'RE FIRED!

This is how people with big hands fire failures so make the USPS great again!

Posted by Five Drunk Rednecks

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